Tuesday 31 May 2011

Tamara's Journey to Getting Into Shape - Part 1

No, I did not do Zumba Gold. I will not become SWISBOB (She Who Is Shamed by Old Bitties). But today, as I was not scheduled to work, I decided to finally get off my butt and go to the gym. 

You see, I've had a gym membership for a little more than 4 years. I've gone through phases of going to the gym regularly, but I've had commitment issues. During the last few months, my activity level has decreased, I've been sleeping poorly and feeling like junk. And, for the last few months, I've been saying I need more activity to keep me healthy and feeling better (and if I'm lucky, maybe a little slimmer too!). So I think I've finally begun to commit to it (I didn't have to work and got out of bed before 10 am - that's pretty solid proof). 

Today, I went to Body Jam. I had gone once before (4 years ago) and it was fun. I was also 4 years younger, probably 15 - 20 pounds lighter and generally in better shape. If you have no sweet clue what Body Jam is, it's a class that uses dancing for exercise. So today I went. I was nervous, because it's about 2 months into the class schedule and I was imaging a room full of people who've been taking the class for 2 months now and know the choreography, and I'm going to look like a dork. In front of strangers. Who may judge me, and will definitely see how easily I perspire. But alas, I confronted my fears and showed up.

There were four other people there besides me: Pretty Young Thang 1, Pretty Young Thang 2, Old Bitty and SuperMom. I don't really know if the last one was a mom, but she struck me as a woman in her 30s or 40s, with a couple of kids, an SUV, loads of organizational skills and tons of activities to keep her busy.

It turned out that PYT 1 & 2 were first timers like me, so I felt a little better. When class started, there were a few times that it took me a couple of times to get a move down, but I was keeping up. From my glances at myself in the mirror, I didn't look terribly out of place or anything, so I felt ok. PYT 1 seemed like she had dance experience, which made me feel slightly inferior. But I was smart and chose a spot behind a big pillar so I was safe from criticism. 

As I'm dancing my heart out (and my butt off), my heart rate increase, I'm sweating like nobody's business, and my face is splotchy and red. Basically, I'm SUPER attractive at this point, and thinking I hope class is almost over because if I keep dancing I may die right here. I look at the clock. Fifteen minutes had passed. FIFTEEN FREAKIN MINUTES!!! My heart felt like it might explode, and there were still 45 minutes left of this torture (fun, I mean fun!). I would not quit. I persevered.

More time passes. After 30 minutes into the class, Old Bitty leaves. I have outlasted 1 person. YEA! In case you didn't know, I consider EVERYTHING a competition. Not long after, SuperMom is on her way. Woo-hoo! It's just me and the Pretty Young Thangs.

Around the 45 minute mark, I learn exactly how out of shape I am. Still red in the face, my shirt is now soaked, and my blood is pumping harder than before. Feelings of impending doom pass over me. I fear I may drop to the floor in cardiac arrest. Ok, that's an exaggeration. But I did feel like I might throw up. I had to ease up. I had lost. I could not outlast PYT 1 & 2, and I could dance harder, better, faster, & stronger than them. (N-n-now that that don't kill me, can only make me stronger - sorry, I'm having a Kanye moment). But I did not just leave. I may have been out danced by the Pretty Young Thangs, but  I was NOT going to drop out like an old woman. So I stuck around. I couldn't dance the rest of the time, so I divided my time between pacing (staying still would have wreaked havoc on my body as my heartbeat would have suddenly slowed down), and joining in when I could.

In the change room I commented to another member that I understood now why they had a defibrillator on site. I think I scared her. She was all "Do you want me to get someone? Do you need me to get you water". Apparently my joke was lost on her. I've got to be more clear with my 

So, Body Jam kicked my butt. But this is not the end for me and my nemesis. I WILL return, and I WILL last to the end without having a near-death experience. Ha!

Wednesday 18 May 2011

One of the reasons why my husband is awesome...

I enter the kitchen to find Alex standing over an open jar of Nutella, holding a spoon.

Me: What are you doing?

Alex uncurls his other hand, revealing several almonds.

Alex: I'm having chocolate covered almonds!

What a brilliant mind! :) How could I NOT love him?

He didn't share though...

My name is Swisbob....

Yesterday I was looking through the group exercise classes at my gym, hoping for one that started at a decent time. There are a few locations I could go to, so I was checking the schedules for each one. Below is a recreation of a conversation I had with my husband about it, and the story of my new name.

Me: So I'm looking at the class schedules. I wanted to go to Zumba, but they didn't have a class for today that started at a good time. Then I see Zumba Gold, which started at 5:00. I was trying to figure out what Zumba Gold was. I thought maybe it was super Zumba, or more advanced or something. Turns out it's for baby boomers.

Alex: You should have gone! That would have been fun.

Me: No way! Not when all the old bitties there would have been going for weeks and would be better than me. I would have to change my name to She-who-is-shamed-by-old-bitties.

Alex: Swisbob! Your name could be Swisbob. I'm going to call you that from now on.

Sadly, it took me like 30 seconds to figure out what the heck Swisbob was...

I do know that baby boomers aren't necessarily old bitties. Please don't take offense! I was just being silly.

Saturday 14 May 2011

Tamara's Test Taking Tips

From the title, you may have guessed that I like alliteration. Yes, it is a wonderful thing. Anyway, from time to time I give my students test tips, and I feel I should record them. Then maybe publish them and sell them for a small profit. Just kidding! :) Anyway, they're practical, one (or more) may rhyme. If you have any that I should add leave them in the comments!


  1. Study, sleep, eat.

    All-nighters are not the best idea. While the extra time may allow you to cram a few more facts into your memory, being tired during the test will mess up your ability to focus, problem solve or communicate as best as you can. Some have pulled all-nighters for subjects that involve a lot of factual recall, but my subject is math. And with math, you need to be able to think, not spit out memorized facts. Thinking is hard when you're tired, or hungry. So have a good breakfast too (something easy on the stomach - a nervous stomach plus bad food can be a BAD thing going into a test).
  2. Do not erase, unless you can replace.

    I've seen students erase an answer (some which were correct) and put nothing in its place. Leaving a question blank leaves absolutely no opportunity for the teacher to reward any marks. So unless you have something else to write down, don't erase the answer. You won't be penalized if it's wrong, and you may get partial or full credit. You have nothing to lose!
  3. ANSWER ALL MULTIPLE CHOICE, TRUE/FALSE OR MATCHING QUESTIONS!

    Notice this rule is in all caps. That is because this is the most frustrating rule I've seen students break. In the situations listed above, the correct answer is sitting in front of you. Why leave it blank when there is a good chance you'll get it right? It's just plain silly to leave it blank.

    For example, a typical multiple choice question has four options. That leaves a 25% probability that the answer you pick is correct. The probability not answering and getting the question right is 0%. Which is better? Exactly - guess if you must but do not leave blank! Be educated with your guess, and use some reasoning if you can - this may increase the likelihood of being right. Your friends Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Moe are not your best bet here, but may be called upon if you are absolutely desperate.
  4. Show all of your work, whether confident or not!

    In math, many questions are assessed on the method the student uses AND the correct answer. A correct answer alone does not earn you all of the marks. Show or discuss whatever it was that you did to come up with the answer, whether you are confident in it or not. It may earn you partial credit.

    Many kids can punch stuff into a calculator and don't know what to show for their work. Here's what you do: whatever you told the calculator to do, write down. That is how you show your work. Because then, if your answer is wrong due to a typo, having written your work down may save you a few marks if you had the right idea.

  5. Avoid suspicious looking behaviour.

    Teachers will penalize cheating. Make sure you don't look like you are doing it. Do not go through your bag to find something during a test, even if it's just an eraser. You could be totally innocent, but you could also be up to something. Your teacher will be suspicious, and may rightfully act upon suspicions in away that are not in your favour.

    To avoid looking like a cheater do the following:
    - don't cheat
    -don't lift your paper where others can read
    - have all the materials you need out on your desk before the test starts
    - do not speak/communicate with any other students at all
    - do not touch/look at/fantasize about your cell phone
    - don't hide your calculator in your desk the way you do a cell phone when using it
    - if you stare off into space in order to think, use a safe stare-spot (i.e. the ceiling, the front of the room, something the teacher will be able to tell without a doubt is not another student's test)
    - if you forgot something in your bag that you need, first call your teacher over and ask if you can get while they are watching - this makes us secure that your intentions are pure
Those are all the tips I can think of right now. I'll add more when I think of them.

*EDIT

6. Do not hand in your test with blank questions if you still have time - you never know when an answer will suddenly hit you. And once you hand in your test, you can't get it back!


I'll Let You in on a Little Secret...

Getting a teaching degree does not guarantee you a job right away, in the school district closest to you, in your preferred subject, or a job at all. For some reason, many people seem to think that it does (based on the questions I get asked). People seem to think that there is an abundance of teaching jobs at all levels and for all subjects (although I could probably have 10 jobs if I could teach French), and that by my own choosing I can have the very one I want. Not true.

I'm not sure WHY people think this way - who gets to pick their own job simply by wanting it, or being qualified for it? Who gets to walk up to the person responsible for hiring wherever it is they want to work and say "Hey, I'm going to work here. When do I start?" No job is procured this way (unless you're starting your own business).

So here are my responses to the questions/comments I often receive when forced to discuss my career.

Note: I don't actually say these things to people. This is what I wish I could say, with some rationale for it.

Q: Are you teaching full-time?

A: Nope, I'm a substitute teacher.

This is where people start to pity me, as if being a substitute leaves me no chance of ever being a 'real' teacher. I AM a real teacher. The fact that I'm working for a board gives me a leg up on competition when applying for contract jobs. Don't feel sorry for me, because I don't feel sorry for myself.

P.S. Supply teachers don't have to do any prep, or any marking, and if they have a really difficult class they can choose to never see them again. Not a bad deal! Sure, the work is not regular but once you get exposure you can pretty much work as much or as little as you want. Especially if you are good at what you do - teachers will actually request you specifically instead of playing the supply teacher lottery.


Q: So where do you teach?

A: Simcoe County. You know, the Barrie area, a about an hour (or more) away from here.

This is where people find it incredulous that I commute an hour for my job. Even people that live in Barrie, and even though many people in that area are commuting to Toronto (which is a nasty commute that no one seems to thing is out of the ordinary). I have a relatively traffic-and-accident-free ride, with some pretty nice scenery. It is long, but not frustrating. And I get to drive really fast! :)


Here comes my favourite question:


Q: Why don't you work for (whatever school board is not too far away)?

A: Because given these high gas prices I just want to spend, spend, spend by driving approximately 160 km (total) every day that I work. Paying for gas is good fun and I enjoy spending my money on it, rather than saving for a house, new lap top, sewing machine or other stuff I'd like to have but can't yet purchase.

Ok, I don't actually say that. But I think it's a pretty dumb question. Why would I willingly work far away from home if opportunities nearby were available? Really? Demographics may be different in these areas, but the challenges are similar. I'm not with my current board because it's a special place I just MUST work in. I'm there because it's the board that hired me and I'd rather commute to gain experience in my field than work closer to home at a job I'd rather not do and did not spend years educating myself for. 


Q: I know so-and-so who's a teacher. Maybe they can help you get a job.

A: Maybe.

This question isn't so bad. I would like to point out that teachers don't hire other teachers. Unless the person is a principal or works for human resources of that board, they cannot guarantee anything. A teacher can only refer me to a principal, and in some boards a principal can either interview me or refer me to human resources. But, honestly, you know this person and I do not. Getting me in touch with them is not a quick-fix (so don't expect the connection to result in a job immediately). I only feel right if someone who can actually vouch for my teaching abilities, knowledge of curriculum and other practices related to teaching, and my character gives me a referral. I don't feel comfortable with someone saying things about me they do not know for themselves, and feel that people shouldn't do that (I wouldn't). It can put them in an awkward position. This person will have to take time to get to know me in order to help me out. If they are willing, and if this is possible, fantastic. Just don't assume this is the case.

Q: Why don't you go to schools and give them your resume and talk to the principal?

A: I don't do this because for some boards, you are actually discouraged from doing this. Yes, it works for some people, or has in the past. However, many times due to hiring procedures in which principals are not allowed to accept resumes this way, you are turned away. I would do this if it felt appropriate to do so, however interrupting a very busy administrator to look at my resume when I've been instructed not to do so in the first place, and regardless of whether they are  hiring or not doesn't seem like a good idea. In some fields, this is how you get jobs. But not all fields are the same. Please be assured that I am looking into how I should be applying for jobs by following the advice given to me by my teachers' college, speaking with colleagues and following the instructions that school boards provide me with.

Q: Why don't you teach English overseas? You're young, you should travel!

A: If I wanted to teach English, I would have studied to be an English teacher. If I wanted to work overseas, that's what I'd be trying to do. Yes, I'm young. I'm also connected to family and friends here, which I find quite valuable, and don't feel like leaving them for an extended period of time because the perception our society has of young people is that our experiences are more valuable when they happen overseas. Yep, there are places I want to go, on vacation, just like you. Other than that, I'm happy where I am.

I actually found this question interesting when I was still unmarried, because I'm just thinking why people think it's a good idea for me to take off by myself to a country I know little about, don't speak the language, and know no one. Yes, I can make friends, learn the customs, etc. But living an working in a country isn't the same as going on vacation there - you may not have a guide to warn you of dangers of which you are unaware, or to even help you function as a member of society. I know of people who have done this and faced some pretty traumatic experiences as a result. It can be an awesome experience for some people, but please do not assume it is a good experience for ALL people. 


Q: Well, I'm sure you're a great teacher. You'll find something soon!

A: Yes, I like to think I'm a pretty good teacher (not experienced enough for greatness yet, I don't think). And I hope so too!

I'll admit this compliment kind of bugs me, because I can only partially appreciate it. I appreciate that based on my personality and character this person thinks I'm good at what I do, however, I cannot take it as more than that - a compliment about my personality. It does not really build up my perception of myself as a teacher, as the person giving me the compliment has not seen me teach and knows nothing of my qualifications. When this compliment comes from a student, colleague or supervisor, then I'm ecstatic.

By now you probably think of me as some ogre who can't appreciate the good intentions of others, or the fact that they mean well. It's not that I don't appreciate that people think good things about me, or want good things for me. But here's the deal: a lot of these questions are coming from people I'm only acquaintances with. I'm forced to explain myself, and sometimes it feels like even validate myself, to people who know little about me. The worst time I had with this situation was the six months I was unemployed following a pretty difficult first year of teaching at a private school. In addition to second guessing myself based on the tough year I had,  I had several people asking me about whether I had a job, and why I didn't have a job, and so on on a regular basis. Basically, several times a week I was reminded that I was jobless and that the resumes I was sending out were often being overlooked.

I say these things to make people aware of what it feels like to be in my shoes, and so maybe they can be a little more sensitive. When you meet a teacher, or prospective teacher, don't grill them with questions about why they don't yet have their dream job. If you have some useful knowledge or advice (because you actually know something about how to get a teaching job, no guesses please!), send it my way. If not, just wish me well and leave it at that.

Ok, my rant is over now!