I got skillz....

Scene: Alex and I are sitting on our couches (I am perpendicular to him at the end of one couch, he is on another). I am eating chocolate chips.

Alex: Pass me the chocolate chips.

I motion to throw one to him.

Alex: Pass me the bag.

Me: We're going to do this the fun way.

Alex opens his mouth slightly. I toss, and it lands on the middle of the tip of his tongue. He didn't even have to move his head.


Clearly, I am awesome.

Not really. It was a total fluke. I have no aim.

But, still awesome.

Adventures in Jogging

Today I did something I haven't done in about 2 or 3 years. I went for a jog. I had the time for it, and given the fact that I've spent much of my summer on the couch, the jog was much needed. After picking out an outfit (because we all know looking cute is imperative for jogging), and creating a playlist on my iPhone (I prefer to think of it as the soundtrack to this awesome journey), I set out to jog to my heart's content.

I found a trail in my nieghbourhood that seemed nice. It ran behind some houses, so I wasn't too isolated, but there were plenty of trees and grass and plants I can't identify around to make it peaceful and nature-y (and not like I was running through a subdivision). 

I got to my trail, had a song I liked playing, and started to jog. I started slow, given that I'm not in the best shape right now. I was doing well, for about 10 seconds. Then I realized that my feet didn't seem to be hitting the pavement properly. I wasn't too surprised since I already know I don't walk properly (I put too much weight on my heels). I figured I'll figure this part out eventually.

About ten more seconds later I began to feel a pain in my throat. It's like the air was sharp and slicing its way down my trachea, through my bronchi and onward into my lungs. So I can't jog for more than 30 seconds without experiencing respiratory distress. That's not good.

I did jog a little more, but I mostly walked. I guess I've just got to keep trying, and perhaps with time I'll learn to jog. And breathe. And while I'm at it, I might as well learn to walk and stand properly too (because I dont do that properly either.)

I'm Nerdy and I know It!

First order of business - happy tau day!

What is tau, you ask? I'll explain. The constant pi has an approximate value of 3.14. Pi represents a 180 degree rotation, or a semi-circle. The constant tau is twice as large as pie. Its approximate value is 6.28, and it represents a 360 degree rotation, or a full circle.

What does this all mean? On pi day we celebrate half of a pie. On tau day we celebrate the whole thing!!! Which gives us an excuse to eat more pie (or other round foods). So, hooray for tau day!

Second on the agenda - more reasons why I am a gigantic nerd. I was expressing an appreciation for The Lord of the Rings at work. I may have mentioned that I would like to walk the path to Mordor (although one does not simply walk into Mordor). This means, go to New Zealand and check out where they filmed the movies. And, *gasp*, one of my co-workers accused me of being a nerd! And she even wondered how in the world I managed to land a husband. Well, here's how: my husband loves and knows Lord of the Rings more than I do. Yep. We're nerdy together. It's awesome. We're actually excited about the fact that The Hobbit is coming to theatres this year.

Tonight, my husband and I had the following conversation:

Alex: Do you know Paul Oakenfold?

Me: Is he related to Thorin Oakenshield?

*If you get the reference (without having to look it up), you are awesome. If you don't, you are forgiven, but have some reading to do.

Gangrene

It's nearly summer time, and we have been blessed with some pretty nice weather recently. Last Sunday was warm and sunny, and for the first time in a long time, I got to spend a day outside. Which means prior to Sunday, I was pretty pasty (and most of me still is very white - not a bad thing, if you like that sickly-never-see-the-sun look). Which is why it was completely stupid for me to forget to put on sunscreen.

I thought I'd be ok because I spent most of the time in the shade. I thought it'd be enough, and I didn't think about the fact that as the day progresses, the sun will hit the Earth at a different angle, and my shelter would let some of it fall on my shoulders. Alas, I have very pink shoulders as a reminder that sometimes, even someone as brilliant as I am, can be stupid. I hereby pledge to always wear sunscreen for the rest of the summer!

Now what does this have to do with gangrene? I'm getting to that.

Every morning and night my shoulders are being coated in aloe vera gel, in hopes this will help the healing process. Last night Alex was helping me out with this. Below is our conversation.

Me: Your hands look dirty. (They weren't really dirty - it was just a mark from something that stained his skin a little - my husband is very clean).


Alex: They're fine. (Proceeds to apply aloe vera gel gently).


Me: Sssssss (I'm trying to make sizzling noises)

Me: Your hands are dirty! My shoulders will get infected! I'll get gangrene and they'll have to amputate            them!

Alex: How will they amputate your shoulders?

Me: (Thinking he asked why, not how) Because of the gangrene!

Alex: No, I asked how!

Me: Oh. With a saw.

We both laugh hysterically. The people upstairs probably heard us.



Yep. This conversation actually happened. In the past year, this kind of thing has happend probably too frequently. I think I'm descending into madness. Ah well.

Faith

I'm a Christian. There are some people that make assumptions about my faith. Many people perceive Christians to be judgemental and hateful toward "sinners". The reason? Probably judgemental, hateful "Christians" that have or do exist. I know it's out there. But like any other group in society, don't be quick to judge me by the worst representatives of my faith. Don't stereotype me, because I don't fit that mold.

Here is what my faith has taught me:

• Love everyone. EVERYONE.
  
  Love those who are kind, thoughtful, considerate. Love those whose ideas and actions are different than yours. Love those you may disagree with. Love those who are rude, mean, who make mistakes, who've hurt you. There is no pre-requisite for loving someone. Just do it. This is probably the hardest thing to do. But the more I learn from the Bible, the more I'm filled for compassion, whether it is for someone in need or for someone who's committed horrible crimes. That's what Christianity is to me.
  
• Do not condemn, or judge others.
  
  It's not my job to tell people exactly what they're doing wrong. That doesn't mean that I don't speak the truth about what is right. I should speak the truth, in love. But if I'm beating someone over the head with the truth in order to manipulate them into accepting it, now that's not right. God requires that I follow him, love others, and speak the truth. It's his job (through the Holy Spirit) to speak to people about their sin and what they need to change - not mine. So I'll leave that up to him and keep doing my part to spread the good word.
  
• Let my actions be my source of influence
  
  This is definitely something I need to work on, because as of late I have been grumpy and negative and not the best reflection of Christ's love. However this is something I feel very strongly about. It's easy to post a Facebook status, wear a t-shirt or other accessory, write a blog post, or use speech to express your faith. These aren't bad things. But sometimes the things people say don't line up with their actions. Sometimes people talk a good talk, but treat people like dirt. I want to be known as a person who cares about others unconditionally, who treats people with respect, who is trustworthy and consistently does what is right. The only way I can prove myself as such a person is through my actions. If I'm letting God change my heart daily and consciously making an effort to follow his lead, people will see those qualities in me without me having to say a word about it. 

I don't really  have a "New Year's Resolution", but I do hope that from this point on I can do a better job of following Christ's example. I'm just going to take it day by day. Step one: stay positive.

I'm Back!

Hello!

I know it's been a while. I've been working a lot the last couple of months, and haven't had much time to blog. I probably could have created some posts, but they would have likely been stress-induced whiny gripe-fests, and it's best that I've spared you all that. (Sadly my family and friends haven't been spared - but they still love me!)

In addition to teaching like crazy, I've also been helping to direct a kids' play at my church. This weekend we put on two performances, and they were awesome! In practices we were really worried about how things would turn out. Trying to get 30 kids, many of whom are under the age of 7, to sit still was a big challenge. But throw an audience in front of them and a spotlight and even the squirmiest of the bunch stood still and followed directions. They looked well-prepared, sang their hearts out and performed their parts awesomely. I'm so proud of them!

I hope to keep this blog up better in the future. Next post: Reasons Why I Weep for the Future.

Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?

I've been gone a while, I know. And my name isn't Carmen. But I loved that game, and the show. Even though I'm not very good at geography.

It's been busy. Went to Newfoundland in August for a wedding. It was a pretty awesome trip. I got to hang out with my family, see some whales and dolphins, and a bunch of ice bergs. And there was some free ice cream too. Gotta love free ice cream!

So, we kicked of the school year 3 weeks ago and it's been a crazy busy life since. Some days I have to remind myself to stop and have a meal, because I'm so busy I sometimes forget! I have some pretty awesome students this year, and have quite the variety in my classes. I've been having a great time decorating my class, teaching, and getting to know my students. They probably think I'm crazy, but that's ok. It  helps the time pass quickly.

Thinking of posting some of the joys of teaching one of these days. Some stuff that happens in my classroom is hilarious! We shall see about that one though.